INFOSYS SHOLAY
Amitabh : Mausi ladka “Infosys ” mein kaam karta hai.
Mausi : Hai raam.
Amitabh : Aajkal allocated bhi hai.
Mausi : To kya kabhi unallocated ( i.e. bench pe) bhi rahta hai?
Amitabh : Ab C rating waalon ka allocation itni asaani se kahaan hota hai mausi.
Mausi : To kya C rating bhi aati hai uski?
Amitabh : Project manager se ladaai karne ke baad A ya uske upar ki rating to nahin na milti hai mausi.
Mausi : To kya ladaaku bhi hai?
Amitabh : Are Mausi ab Paisa nahi denge Aur onsite jaane ko na mile to ho jaati hai kabhi-kabhi anban.
Mausi : To kya onsite bhi nahin gayaa aaj tak?
Amitabh : Ab civil engineers ka Visa itni jaldi kahaan lagta hai mausi.
Mausi : To kya ladka civil engineer hai???? Engineering kaun se college se kiya hai?
Amitabh : Bas uska pataa lagte hi hum aapko khabar kar denge!
Amitabh : To kya main rishta pakka samjhun mausi?
Mausi : Bhale hi hamaari Basanti call center waale se shaadi kar le, parInfosys waale se kabhi nahin….!